No, no, the Pirate Ipsum doesn’t really match this beautiful theme. Some would say that it doesn’t go with the design at all. Whaat?! I will pretend I didn’t know & provide the Pirate Ipsum link here!

Yardarm boom galleon grapple Gold Road grog blossom fluke fathom crimp crow’s nest. Jack Ketch walk the plank log grog black jack provost Letter of Marque cog gunwalls Sail ho. Careen crack Jennys tea cup pinnace Sail ho Gold Road furl Buccaneer knave quarterdeck grapple.

Quarter splice the main brace jolly boat Arr sheet hail-shot crow’s nest spike schooner clap of thunder. League ho boom gangway jury mast bowsprit warp provost red ensign hail-shot. Topsail lanyard deadlights yawl gabion reef sails pillage prow piracy log.

Spike gangway fore interloper Jack Ketch warp deadlights schooner quarter loaded to the gunwalls. Wench weigh anchor warp walk the plank hornswaggle gangplank ahoy bowsprit doubloon dead men tell no tales. Hardtack brigantine chase guns Jack Tar belay square-rigged scurvy capstan mizzenmast scourge of the seven seas.